I think the discourse would mature a lot if we all understood that an obsessive hatred of sex is still an obsession with sex
when studying medieval and early modern moral panic, this comes up A Lot. like, the shit monks wrote extensive, specific screeds against were Way More Weird than just…what your average sex-haver was actually doing.
moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”
the translation is accurate, but in this context “scheduled time” is the common term used to refer to the end of a typical work day (i.e. 5pm). in other words, it’s basically saying “if you make me do overtime i’ll kill you”
WAIT SHE USED HIM TO TRLEPORT HERSELF TO THE GREEN SUN I JUST REALIZED THAT. THATS WHY SHE FLIES UP INTO HIM. JESUS CHRIST GIRL
NOW IT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE HOW SHES HERE
Here's a (mostly) frame by frame (cut a bit down for length)
she uses the split second when jack is teleporting in to go to the green sun. genuinely insane. aradia what the fuck is wrong with you.
when it’s time for your favorite character to show up
the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
This post gets funnier over time
I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"
want to specify this is from a comedy show but still really good
Cookie clicker
can’t even find safety in the comics from my childhood. sacrebleu
